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crushed, devistated, beyond words, lets go with beyond words [05 Nov 2004|04:51am] Fuck America, Fuck the South. We are all going to hell in a hand basket. 1.) Bush won 2.) Samara Barend did not 3.) The House went Republican 4.) The Senate went Rebulican 5.) 1 to 4 supreme court justices could retire 6.) 11 states voted on gay marriage ( all voted down) 7.) Good bye Roe v. Wade 8.) Good bye stem cell research 9.) Our age bracket let us down 10.) BUSH WON? I'm sorry I know that no one needs reminding of this shit. But what the fuck happened. What the fuck happened? post comment

So this is how it went down. [28 Oct 2004|03:04am] [ mood | busy ] [ music | Video Killed the Radio Star ] I haven't posted persay in a week. Let's see how this week is remembered by me in reverse order because it is easier that way. Tonight: I had my last No Laugh Track Required practice before the show this friday. I think it was our best one to date. So go us. (In case you didn't know NLTR is an improvisational comedy troop that I am in, it is comparable to Who's Line is it Anyway game wise.) I did well in some skits and only mediocre in others. Yesterday: There were a lot of programs in the hall I first went to / helped organize "sock wrestling" which was a lot of fun. The premise of the game is you wrestle on your knees and attempt to take off your opponents socks. The distressing part of the game was (well their were two, the first one was someone started bleeding and all my bedding was being used, luckily my stuff was the only stuff not smattered with blood.) the other bad thing was that I was all but molested by a creepy kid in our hall. FOr you see I was wearing athletic shorts and her shoved his hand almost all the way up them, upon him doing this, I just let him take my socks off so the game would end. Then later their was a self-defence program and I learned some escape/punishment techniques on how to kill people, the escape from the head lock is the best one. ANd the one that I have matered. Yay me. Woot WOot. 2 days ago: was monday. even though this says it would be tuesday it was not. Monday I did my homework which was good. 3 days ago: I had no laugh track practice, and then following was my read through for "the 8" which is playing December 10th a Friday. (shameless self promotion.) P.S. I met a cool girl that I like. More maybe to come on that later. P.P.S. I want to know that thing that mike was talking about on his LJ. 2 comments|post comment

[27 Oct 2004|05:32pm] [ mood | confused ] [ music | Jazz ] Well it has been quite awhile. What have I done, hmmmm. I have had one rehersal for the play which will be Friday Dec. 10th if any of you all are interested. I'm mad excited about it. I have to send in my absentee ballot. I can't believe I haven't mailed it yet. It's going in the mail tonight. The Red Sox are about to make Babe Ruth their bitch, which is quite the exciting feat. What else what else what else. I'm starting to catch up on my homework. Shit guys I just don't know, I'll post later. 1 comment|post comment

Bah Humbug. [20 Oct 2004|04:48pm] [ mood | sleepy ] [ music | Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't Care ] And it isn't even Christmas yet. Well I was woken up so much last night that I couldn't get back to sleep, so my hopes of attempting to get to a reasonable schedule was thwarted again. I got to sleep at about four. That stunk. So I'm trying to break into that work that I have to do. But all I really care about now is that play. I just really like it so O well. I"m trying to get ahead on that, when I'm behind on everything else. But so is life. Bell Hooks is coming here on the 28th which is exciting because I really want to see her talk, unfortunatly I will be missing Freds Rock Women and Soul concert. That's entirely too bad. More to come tonight probably I'm just sleepy now. 3 comments|post comment

That many has been a walking talking holly jolly sex crime waiting to happen for years now. [20 Oct 2004|02:34am] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Autumn in New York - Billie Hollidae ] The title is just a small portion of the monologue that I will be memorizing. Kari, Christine, and Corinne did me the favor of listening to my first read through today. They laughed a bit, which was nice. I hope that I am able to memorize it. I already have a little bit of a grip on the part that I read for auditioning, plus I know a little bit more of the first part. In the end of the monologue the character goes crazy and that's where I see myself having the most trouble. Which is entirely expected. I have an official read through on Sunday with the rest of the cast. That'll be fun. Other things going on in my life, hmmm, my classes aren't hard, I just don't do the work for them, so I'm falling behind, I'm not going to pull off a 4.0 this semester, probably not even a 3.4. O well. I can have a bad semester, I'll still love me, and I bet most people that will too. That reminds me of a quote: "Do what you want and say what feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." I don't remember who that's by. And really I don't know if it is quoted correctly. O bother. Well PO MI VD and now high 5 and crotch grab have been added, so not I'm going to add ass slap. So Peace out, Murder Inc., Von Dutche, high 5, crotch grab, ass slap. "squiggle" Beej post comment

Look at me I'm a gay reindeer, and other true stories. [18 Oct 2004|02:31am] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | Who let the Dogs Out? ] Well let's first start off by stating that I got the part! Yay. I am Cupid the gayest of the gay reindeer in the play. I am a flaming homosexual reindeer. Awesome! The play is called "the 8" or the reindeer monolouges. And it is a cute little piece, where I will have to memorize a five page monolouge and then perform it as the gay reindeer. I'm very excited for this. Also does anyone remember Buddy Clinton? Ya know Bill and Hillary Clinton. Their dog. Well he got hit by a car a ways back. But not so much a car more of a dark SUV, at around say 9:00 PM. You may wonder why I bring this up or know so much about it. Well this is why. One of my residents, and guy that lives on my floor, that I personally know and have conversed with was in the car that struck down and killed Buddy Clinton. Isn't that astounding. By no means do I find it cool or acceptable that this dog was killed, but it is cool that I know someone who was in the car that killed the Clinton's dog. On that note, I really like Hillary and want her to some day run our country. On more of a note, that thing that I couldn't tell you about was the package that I sent to Mike her got it! YAY! what a fun package, I want to see Sister's of Death. Yay. Well that's all for now. bye, ~ "squiggle" Beej 4 comments|post comment

Round and Round the Mullberry Bush... [15 Oct 2004|02:07pm] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | Imagine - John Lennon ] An agreement between Melinda and I was that we would never talk again. I know that this was a little ambiguous. I took it to mean that we would never again address each other again. I have followed through on this, but she, she has not! I want to know if you the good people of the world see this as a being a breach of agreement: "I am and will obey the agreement BJ. I had nothing to do with his leaving you a message. He is his own man and I don't tell him what to do. I can't control his actions or anything. This is all I will say because I will continue with our agreement. Have a good life." ~mindi She clearly addresses me, using BJ. But before it she says she honors our agreement, what kind of honoring is that. I am and will obey, then my name what a blatent diregard for the rules. Unless their is a loophole which states that we can write things to each other just because it says talk I'm instituting more powerful language. I'll go with talk, contact, each other ever again, what do you good people think? 6 comments|post comment

I might be Cupid, Stupid. [15 Oct 2004|01:29am] [ mood | indifferent ] [ music | Jim Brickman - Instrumentals. ] Well all is going well with me here. We played survivor tonight. The challenge was eating 30 crunch bars as a team. I ate 17 of them, on a three person team, to lead us to victory. So Tegan was eliminated sadly. I'm really tired and don't know why I am up still. I have resolved everything with Matt and all is well there. So yay for that. I am going to try out for a play tomorrow, the play is called "the eight" subtitled "the reindeer monologues" by Jeff Goode, I'm trying out for the part of Cupid, the gay reindeer with a whole lot of pizzazz. I don't really know if I want the part, but, I want to try out. I'll see how that goes. Hopefully well. There is a deep dark secret that I have been holding inside of me for way too long and I can't say it here yet, I've been repressing the urge to spoil it for over a week now. But I will unleash it when the time is right. And I know when the time is right, because I should be getting a phone call. Deal with that world. Deal with that. I miss my home friends a lot. A whole lot. Jen is comming up tomorrow, but I doubt I'll see her very much. I have the busiest weekend ever tomorrow, because it is 5 hours of class, try outs, midnight madness, and a whole lot of other hull-i-baloo. Also I missed the third debate, drat! This is sad. But I caught some of it on nytimes.com. Matt Laura and I made stew yesterday it was really good. So ends my journal. post comment

Up their noses with rubber hoses. [12 Oct 2004|11:03pm] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | Twisted Sister - We're not Gonna Take It. ] I want to be angry for awhile. I just want to scream at things. People have just been rediculous latly. Not so much specific people, but people in general. SO I have taken it upon myself to post my angst in an online journal, in hopes that everyone that reads it will think that I am somehow talking about them, and then in turn hate me internally, and then have their hate burst upon me like 3 weeks later for a reason neither they nor I know. I feel like I have lost touch with a lot of people that I really like, and that I can't lose touch with a lot of people that I don't. Which seems to be quite the prediciment. I also really am having a sence of home-sickness. I don't know why, but I really wish I was home for awhile. I don't know what's up with that. I never really feel that way. I think a lot of it is that I wish that I could see some friends from home, but also I miss my family too. I don't really know anymore. R.A.ing is really going well. I don't know what I would do without the job. I feel like it is an escape, because this floor is so much like four south, and it has friends and fun, and it isn't bitter and angry and spitful, and mean, and everything that four south is starting to feel like. I know that it isn't everyone. But I feel like everyone has a problem with someone on the floor that they need to express behind other people's backs. And for some reason a lot of the expressing is going to me. But who cares. I just want to be selfish for awhile. Another thing that has been disturbing me lately is Nick Feely. I don't really know why, I almost feel like I miss him as a friend. But then I don't. I have this wierd thing where when I see him in pictures and I know it is before our big fight that I miss him and feel bad that we stopped talking but photos afterword, I hate him and I can feel a strong sence of hate, plus I hate seeing him. But nothing is worse than that bag of slut Jenny that he carts around. She makes me sick to look at. I love that we don't talk I couldn't handle it. Also Matt made me mad today, he completely ditched me for Laura, fuck that. I don't know, I'll probably talk to him, I don't know if he knows how mad I am about it. Oh well, I wonder if I should even post this who needs to make enemies, O well, I post whatever I want, in the words of Amanda Westlake, I'll post it twelve times. PEACE OUT MI 5 comments|post comment

I'm the new Berlin Wall...Try and Tear me Down [11 Oct 2004|09:12am] [ mood | rejuvenated ] [ music | The Hedwig Soundtrack ] Well, I decided that I wasn't such a big fan of Xanga anymore, so I thought that I would try out live journal. Which is nice because I need a place to bitch and post my teen angst. Unlike Mike I can still have teen angst. Yay for teen angst. Well I'm back from my fall break, which was nice. I got to see my family for a while. And my pup-a-licious puppy. I miss him a lot. So, now I'm here and I'm on duty tonight and I'm trying to clean my room. I'm in such a mood that I feel like indestructible. I'm finally in a really good mood. I'm enjoying the next two days off. I defy anyone to put me in a bad mood. Well the debates have been interesting I was hoping for a more concise Kerry win. He is still 2-0 but Bush provided a good battle for the second debate. Which was brilliantly mocked on SNL. I'm so boring aren't I. I'm sitting here talking about things I watched on TV, instead of talking about my life, as if anyone cared. Well over break I went to the farmer's market and purchased a lot of vegetables and I'm going to make a nice stew on Tuesday, which should be nice. Also Matt is going to help me make eggplant parm soon too. So that will be interesting. I've decided that there are five movies that I really want. So I'll post the list, and update which movies I have purchased and which one's I want. So here they are: Hedwig and the Angry Inch Fahrenheit 9/11 X-men 1.5 and X-Men II The Shawshank Redemption. *any of the John Waters Collection. So that seems like a fun time. Hopefully I'll be able to treat myself sometime soon. Until then Peace Out/Murder Inc. post comment

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